openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

froody:

froody:

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

fascinating post I made in 2018

is-the-owl-video-cute:

marinella-ela:

i always love to see puffins dive because they remind me of how a Super Mario Bros. enemy in an underwater stage are typically animated.

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked ‘why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe’ he said 'i didnt really think it mattered’. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

kevinbikes:

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

Are you winning son

earhartsease:

cemeterything:

blood test came back haunted

haemogoblins again

0ctubre21:

vicholas:

vicholas:

vicholas:

it’s commendable how Jim Henson knew that making a variety show that happens to star puppets would inevitably be pigeonholed as a kids show so he chose the name THE MUPPET SHOW: SEX AND VIOLENCE for the pilot to try to avoid that and then it still didn’t work

#do you ever see something and know it’s not true but still refuse to look it up in the hopes that it is true? #yeah.

I didn’t even realize when I posted this that it sounded like a shitpost, but no, I’m dead serious here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show:_Sex_and_Violence

wolvesandhoundshowltogether:

uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email

taraljc:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

I feel so seen.